“After the blazing success of
Birdman, Michael Keaton returns to don the wings and become the
feathery super character once
more, with this sequel...”
“Wait, what is this?”
“What? It’s the review for
Birdman 2.”
“There’s... no such movie. What’re
you smoking?”
“But Michael Keaton plays this
winged bird-like character, in New York City? So I thought, naturally...
Birdman, you know...”
“It’s Vulture, goddammit!!...
